爱是一念之差，最幸之事，汝曾柔呼，吾恰有应。

英文：Love is a matter of a fleeting thought. The happiest thing is when you gently call, and I happen to respond.

成熟示外人，傻样示友，幼稚示爱。

英文：Maturity is shown to strangers, foolishness to friends, and childishness to those you love.

真喜一人，则思多，易行蠢事，吐愚言。

英文：When you really like someone, you think a lot and are prone to doing foolish things and saying silly things.

对路痴而言，最动人者，汝立勿动，吾往迎汝。

英文：For someone who is directionally challenged, the most moving thing is for you to stand still and let me come to you.

虽吾勉视汝平常，然汝突如其来之问，仍使吾心慌。

英文：Although I try to treat you normally, your sudden greeting still makes my heart race.

汝备胎多，情不断，非因汝迷人，乃因汝廉价百搭。

英文：You have many backups and continuous relationships, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.

若不能为汝女披嫁衣，勿停解其衣扣之手！

英文：If you can't marry the woman you love, don't stop yourself from unbuttoning her blouse!

最动听之情话：汝不开心，欺吾好矣，反正吾甚爱汝。

英文：The most moving love words are: "If you're not happy, bully me, because I love you so much."

吾对汝好之前提，乃汝对吾亦善，岁大，无暇单方付出。

英文：The prerequisite for me to be good to you is that you are also good to me. I'm too old to waste time on unilateral giving.

愿与吾步入婚礼殿堂者，乃吾年少时义无反顾爱上之汝。

英文：I hope that the person who walks down the aisle with me is you, whom I loved without hesitation in my youth.